stories by rodney dangerfield


DATE: 20/03/2010

Comics based on the stories by Rodney Dangerfield, published by Novi list magazine, comiXconnection & Komikaze.


Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage nameRodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, screenwriter, musician and author, known for his self-deprecating one-liners humor, his catchphrase “I don’t get no respect!” and his monologues on that theme.

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

“My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”